*Doesn't have Internet and bored as hell*
*Starts to program something random with Python*
*Wants to write something to a file, doesn't know how*
*Intuition starts...*
"foo = open('test.txt', 'w')
foo.write('hello\n')
foo.close()"
*Runs program*
*It actually fucking worked*
Tell me something more simpler than Python.