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ColdFusion is a bag full of pure, manure-reeking stupidity.
For example, some functions, like arrayIsDefined, return YES or NO - instead of true or false. I'm not kidding. Adobe == fucking lamers ? YES : NO. Definitely YES.

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  • 2
    People are still using that?
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    @iSwimInTheC

    Yes, unfortunately.
  • 1
    Is ColdFusion still maintained? Sounds like ancient technical debt!
  • 2
    Much like the actual cold fusion, which is synonymous with "scam" in the field of physics.
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    Didn't they have something called Flash? (lol)
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    @afaIk

    Yup. Flash was the definition of vulnerability. But I've got to admit it was a lot of fun for creating animations and such. I created, among other things, an animation called fellatio.swf. It was about a bloke who stuck his banger into a vacuum cleaner, then got swallowed whole and spat out on the other side as mince. Hope he had a splendid sexperience. RIP.
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