If I learned every spoken and dead language ever created in human history, I still wouldn't have enough swear words to describe how much I loathe SharePoint.

Totally agree!

What about paleolithic grunting? I'm sure you could come up with indefinite variations of an irate grunt. Hrrrggghh!

You don't need to. If you want to swear learn Maltese. The whole language is your playground with swearing. Well actually, since you can insert words from any language into the swear phrase, you can pretty much use anything.

Oh MAN do i feel you. My eye twitch activates instantly on the mention of that piece of bloated crap.

Same here 😑