Any good ideas for an application?

I hate using public toilets, so I often spend or waste time trying to have a shit before leaving the house. It would be good to have some kind of ‘shit tracker’ that could estimate at approx what time I would need a shit. That way I could plan my trip to the supermarket or town centre/meeting knowing that I won’t need to find a deserted and clean toilet with bog roll for an unauthorised shit. Please help.

@helloworld that's brillant!

@helloworld I think shit transfer would be perfect. An app which can transfer your shit into someone else's ass.

@retard so something like shareIt
maybe shitIt or just shIt

An open source project that works just like devRant ( I mean a ranting framework) that uses Onion routing. This means that everyone can remain absolutely anonymous. Keep a simple CAPTCHA to ward off bots. Keep it open source so that anyone can implement it wherever they feel like 👍

@pszejna I’ve come up with a few name variations for you:
iShit
Turd Time
Arse Alert
Faecal Friend
Dump Director

@notAnkur ruined it.

Blockchain girl rating service.

A dating app, but instead of rating someone's picture, you rate their coding style.

App for HR people on how to write software job positions when advertising.