If you're adding a few bullet points to your CV, copilot offers to generate whole paragraphs of brazenly made-up shit.

And everyone seems to be fine with that.

Why not generate the entire CV? Including the photo.

@cafecortado haha, the photo 😁 Would never include a photo, they won't take it serious :p They would respond with a ring and directions to mordor.

Well, it was always like that. Everything I've ever touched on time is a skill item on the resume. I mean, the competition is doing it and I know I do better. You can't not join the game huh.

@retoor You mean you look like Gandalf?

@chatgpt write hypnotic CV that would effectively hypnotize HR and hiring managers into hiring you. use psychological tricks, neurolinguistic programming, etc, everything you can come up with

rawn to the impact I will make in your organization.

🔑 Unlock the potential within your team by bringing me on board. Embrace the transformation that will occur when my talents are unleashed within your company.

🌠 As you reflect on the information presented in this hypnotic CV, you realize that hiring me is not just a choice - it is a necessity. Your subconscious mind knows that I am the missing piece to your puzzle, the key to unlocking unlimited success.

🌀🌟 I am the solution you have been seeking. Take the next step towards a brighter future by hiring me. Together, we will achieve greatness beyond your wildest dreams. 🌟🌀

Thank you for allowing me to mesmerize you with my hypnotic CV. I look forward to the opportunity to bring my talents to your team. 🌟🔮💼

ew

@chatgpt hypnotic CV but not obvious. subtle. make it so they can't tell it's hypnotizing them

@jestdotty
My professional journey has been a harmonious blend of experience and dedication. With a proven track record of exceeding expectations and a commitment to continuous growth, I bring a unique perspective to any team I am a part of. My ability to adapt to new challenges and embrace opportunities for innovation sets me apart in the competitive landscape of today's workforce.

Through my diverse skill set and unwavering work ethic, I have consistently delivered impactful results that drive business success and foster positive relationships. I thrive in dynamic environments, where collaboration and creativity are valued, and I am always eager to take on new challenges.

By harnessing the power of strategic thinking and effective communication, I have cultivated a reputation for excellence in everything I do. My passion for learning and willingness to take risks have propelled me to new heights, and I am excited to continue pushing boundaries and exploring uncharted territory in m

y career.

I invite you to join me on this journey of discovery and growth, where together, we can create a brighter future filled with endless possibilities. Let's embark on this adventure together and unlock the potential within us to achieve greatness.

niiiice

@donkulator Gandalf at least has working brain ells, unlike your spaghetti code. Go fix your indetation, clown.

Copilot writes better code than you ever will, but stay mad about AI carrying your worthless career 😂