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Root
6y

My boss pissed me off so much yesterday I totally ditched work today. I had some spiced rum for breakfast (and dinner) and spent the day playing minecraft and browsing Black Friday specials.

I did a little bit of work that (oversimplified) involved paying a Clover contractor for doing basically nothing. Totes cool with that as the guy is really nice and a decent dev. Annoyingly, though, he started hitting on me and asked me out on a date at the end of the call. He's like 65 and has a daughter (grand daughter?) my age, so that's like totally creepy. Ugh.

Getting hit on by random old men is still better than talking to Mr. Asshole the Sales Fetishizer, though.

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  • 15
    I have been hit on by old dudes before. Its an absolute creepfest 0.o

    I applaud u doing you today. If I had a way to work with you I would do it.

    I respect people that don't take any shit from anyone.
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  • 12
    Mr. Asshole the Sales Fetishizer.. in other words, a wanketeer? 🙃
  • 11
    So you're here ranting about yesterday's work. See me in my office.
  • 1
    Hope you found some good deals 😉
  • 7
    @sensei
    If you want to masquerade as him: forego all punctuation, misspell every third word and let autocorrect guess wildly at replacements, and use the grammar of a fifth grader.
  • 3
    @hash-table 😂 good for you.
  • 3
    @jespersh Ayi yi yi 😅
  • 0
    @Root hehehe
  • 1
    Hey look, it happened again, like after every Tuesday conference call.

    What a freaking jerkface.
  • 0
    @hash-table gas money and car maintainence tho
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