@jovixe I need advice on some lady problems and your phone is off.

good luck! alternatively: I'm a lady, can I help?

@hasu I'm looking for a dating spot.
Convenient and romantic at the same time within my budget.
Preferably within my city?

@Billcountry a park? I don't know what your city is.

Depending on the weather, grab some ice cream and go to a park for a walk or so.

@hasu thanks so much. Was thinking of a park, more like giraffe center plus hike.
The icecream was the best tip.

@oudalally depends on the lady. I have a friend who is into this, so, nothing ;D

@oudalally
You wait till you're married before taking her to see monster trucks. There are way hotter guys there.

@hasu, can you introduce @oudalally to your friend?
Fells like they'd hit it off.

@oudalally. Right on point. Let's try monster animals then monster trucks.
At least I got @audalally to go and find a giraffe.

@Billcountry hm. She is not a dev though. Not sure.

@hasu, no she's not.
We would just have chosen a project to work on over coffee and commit flirting.

Cinema and dinner afterwards. Classic oldie goodie. Dinner has to be afterwards because then you have something to talk about. Alternative to dinner would be coffee and cake. Everybody loves some kind of cake.

Amusement parks also work. Apparently, the rush of adrenaline makes you like someone better. ^_^

@oudalally
Now I just need to find an actual giraffe and pet it.

Cinema is a good idea. If you think it’s going well then you could do the old ‘boner in the popcorn bucket’ trick to accelerate things.

And if it’s going badly then you might as well do the old ‘boner in the popcorn bucket’ trick.

So either way there’s some popcorn with a boner in it, which is what dating is really all about. It’s kind of a metaphor for life.

🍆 + 🍿 = 😍

@joycestick .-. ew