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@rant1ng bring it on 🤑
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@rant1ng here in Denmark, we at times generate more wind energy than the whole country can use, so we actually pay Sweden to use our spare electricity to make sure we don’t overload the cables
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@rant1ng your electrical company there would I guess.. but I'm pretty sure that they'd gladly keep that silent to their customers 🙃
"No problem mate, we can collect your data from a bazillion other places anyway"
!dev && rant
*Checks mailbox*
"To the energy consumer of this residence"
This better be something official, even though electricity is provided by solar panels here, and that as well as water and gas are part of the rent.
*Opens letter*
"AD: GET A CHEAPER ENERGY CONTRACT!!!"
Fuck you. If only you addressed it properly, you would've known that I pay exactly €0 for energy. Try and beat that, will you?!
Anyway, that's one way to avoid liability for sending crap to people who explicitly mention "no unaddressed spam" on their mailbox I guess... Pieces of shit.
rant
marketing cunts