Your tasks are going slowly, let's have a meeting about it

Yes, it's more important to know exactly how slow it is going, than actually doing the task.

Now _that_'s a sound logic.

Be sure to prepare for the follow-up meeting so you can really get into the deep of it.

/s

This is some true corporate hit. lol

"You need to care about what you do. Just dont complete your tasks and go home. You need to own it. You need to make sure it is deployed tested and released.. You dont care anything other than your assigned tasks"

I bet the boss aka an out of touch old man would say: Duuuuh maybe you can type faster!! I had this game called typerabbit. The faster you type the faster the bunny hops on screen. I always loved it. Maybe you should try it! But they have to be accurate bc each time you make a mistake, the bunny trips. Too many mistakes and he’s eaten by a wolf.