I want an office cat

I had an office dog at my internship. Definitely lowered the efficiency, but , eh, who cares.

@gitreflog i want an office cat

Then bring a cat next time - give him a scarf btw. If your boss (?) asks you "what he is doing here?" - tell him you are sharing your salary with him and he should be treated with respect - like a coworker. His name is Sakamoto by the way.

I wanna see his face xD

@BambuSource this Sakamoto? :)

@Pogromist SAKAMOTOOOOO <3

I want an office duck

Hell yes! Why are we not funding this?

@Pogromist that boy has no damn mouth

just want to let u know i subscribed to ur daily shitposts, u seem ded inside, just like me

@SukMikeHok

Lmao hey @alecx04 this busta think i still post daily ctfu

@sharktits lmao, you do get your moments and then you quit. Which is why i worry sometimes.

Gotta keep an eye on maniggas

@Jase You so you need an office? Because you're a cow :D

(Don't take it seriously)

@sharktits but he can talk like a human with that scarf!

I don't have an office cat but I have this guy