*me writing my sweet code like nothing bad could happend*

Xcode: bum! Compiling error
Me: what the...
*compile again
Xcode: yeah right. Bam! Error
*clean, etc. compile again
Xcode: yeah, try your luck looser
Me: ok, let's google it. First stack overflow answer: just change the simulator and should work correctly.

And of course it worked. And that's how it works all day.

Fuck you Xcode! Fuck you Apple!