So today my gf wanted to know if I, a software developer, know anything about SQL.

Adorable. 😍

Yeah every developer knows its "Super Quack Language" that consists of quacks only.

@hack it's like brainfuck, but only with quacks and spaces.

Select quack from quack where quack = quack

@Jilano Super Quack Lolcat uses 🦆 instead of ;.

Haha reminded me a friend got pwned by his grandma:
- I got an internship in a big company called IBM
- A company called IBM? I have been programming mainframe when your dad was shitting his pants you cheeky little bastard!

@wateringdisease plz reply so i can give you another ++, i loled so hard

@skprog What kind of absolute maniac doesn't capitalise SQL syntax?!

@Shardj what kind of absolute maniac capitalizes SQL syntax?!

@Jakuho haha glad you liked=)

She wanted to join you?

// you can call this "Select * from 1998_Jokes".

@Cryteku is you mean an inner join, then yes, of course!