Best ideas for WORLD DOMINATION?

Release the ponies!

@8BitOverdose Nooo not the ponies!

@electrineer It's too late now. MUHAHAHAHA

Change the keyboard shortcut in vim so nobody will be able to quit.

@RantSomeWhere
He invented devRant.
And internet.
And also computers.

Its time..

@nanhb Mice are overrated. Vim will destroy you all and it's already happening.

Create a bot that learns the english language via Reddit scrapers, then use it to write incest fantasy porn novels and sell them on Kindle.

Use the amassed fortunes to build a giant nuclear bomb and threaten anyone who doesn't agree that toto is a good band with it.

Implement npm in every language so it'll be very deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep