Why I'm like this

Me talking to girls

It's impedance mismatch. Communication can be modeled with 3 components: factual, relational, status. If you want to establish a relation, initiating factual communication doesn't work.

I always get a kernel panic when talking to cute girls

Talking to girls: perfectly fine because they are just other goddamn humans??

@FinlayDaG33k
That's weird way to name a boner but sure why not.

@AlgoRythm no, you brainwashed human! Girls are alienz ayy lmao

@JiggleTits that poor eagle :-(

know it is not yours, but man ... :-(

Make a linkedin profile and practice with recruiters, both male and female.

They're disposable material, and likely to be accommodating as long as they think they can still score their commission.

I would be lying if I said I hadn't abused a few for free lunches.

Project proposal: Make AI which can talk to girls.
We can then put it in a box and when a cute girl goes by we can be like: "Yo gurl check my box..." and then the AI does it's thing.

@GTom nonono, that's just the power flowing through me :)

Don't you feel alone most of us are like you but it's sad though :/

@Rohr that eagle is perfectly fine with it, it has a cap on its head so it can sleep and does not get scared

Read the documentation first and you might be able to talk to girls 😏

Who needs women when you have robots