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cursee164387yhey someone shoved a flower stick in your elephant's ass.
or it could have been a dart. ouchie. -
ClySuva18927yThat's what PHP is. Cute little elephant. With a dark evil soul, which will slowly and painfully consume you over the years. O_O -
Teknas22427ySudo killall Apache
Sudo killall PHP
Sud.....
That's when the elephant resurrects and tramples you. -
Edhi71277yThe PHP elephant is good and not evil. The Python snek is evil and not good. These are my own original thoughts.
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