Dear phone app devs,

when I start app, I want to *use* it, NOT fill in recommendations on store. Please move this question AFTER useful work in app.

Sincerely,
Angry user

1/5 App made me recommend it before i had a chance to use it.

Dear, phone app users,

We would like other people to use our wonderful and amazing and great and wonderful app but we need your help!! That's why we pop obnoxious friendly reminder to recommend/rate/pump our app so you can trade a small inconvenience for you for the betterment of humanity. Share the joy, we are all one people, one tribe that all needs to use our amazing app that will deliver humanity to the promised land.

Dear user,

Feed my dogs before giving commands.

CEO

Beautiful sarcasm/irony
@WhAtEvErYoUmEaN