How to guarantee most students fail a CS course? Give them a written test, a very long written test

I've had professors insist we should write code with pen and paper for tests. They used it as a tool to... build character? I don't know. Apparently, since they did it 30 years ago and it worked for them, it will also work for us.

As The Police once said on a song: I don't subscribe to this point of view.

Assembly on paper.
It was on my previous exam 😥

Ouch @dmonkey

@dmonkey I'd have to visit a therapist after that...