In a weekend release chatroom, the lead- working from WiFi in a bar- asks "What's the issue count?" But forgot the "o".

@Codingjoe

$law_suits = mysql_result(mysql_query("SELECT CUNT(*) FROM employees WHERE gender = 'f'"), 0);

if ($law_suits > 0) echo 'you done fucked up son';
else echo 'pheww that was a close one.';

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I wonder if there's a chrome extension that hijacks POST requests and cancels them if it contains something offensive being sent to a work related url. A cool idea :) but what about websockets ....hmmm

> may or may not have accidently [CTRL]+[v]'d unsavory text/urls then hit [ENTER] thinking it was something else
>
> ....
> wtf-have-i-just-done.gif

He could just be Australian.

it was awkwardly disturbing because we had three ladies on the team. :)