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  • 8
    Nah, for me it would be:
    1) Get married
    2) Get laid
  • 3
    Can you remove all those posts and just consolidated the number of users that posted this. 😁😁 Very much true rant.
  • 1
    Feels like r/blackpeopletwitter
  • 2
    I understand it's possible to pay for that sort of thing.

    But it wouldn't count. If the mechanics is all that matters I can use my hand.
  • 2
    Step one :find a girl
    Step two :???? (do magic here. Like a regex html parser)
    Step three :get laid
  • 0
    Mine sure as hell wasnt
  • 0
    Well, I get laid, not complaining about it 🤣
  • 0
    @d4ng3r0u5 no one loves you like you! It's like they always say, sex IS better when you do it yourself
  • 0
    Which is sad and gives an immediate projection on the poster. As if he already achieved the ultimate life goal if he does it and everything else is non-sensical. Like, can't you find bliss on anything else other than getting laid? Millenials be like male praying mantis much (comically no regrets dying after having sex)?
  • 3
    Hue hue hue
  • 0
    And get paid
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