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morgh6828yBuild an API that returns management jibberish responses.
Then give it to me so I can use it on slack to answer questions. -
Do what I do when I'm bored
Learn another programming language!
Bonus points if you learn one outside of the paradigm you're used to work in -
rove24028y@ElectricCoffee is right, learn LOLCODE, here is an example:
HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
UP VAR!!1
VISIBLE VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHX
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
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