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update of after i got fired: after the fuck developers company llc was left with no developers, there was a girl there that i didn't mention earlier because as i said: the story is more complex. she came there with good intentions but after she knew the cruel nature of fuck and shit she became notoriously mad, we're still in contact with her so it's nice to hear from her some of the gags that happen there, one of which my really intelligent ex-boss the wordpress DEVELOPER himself told her to finish one of the projects i was working on, and a friend of mine who is infamous of his coding shenanigans left it in my hands before he left as well a couple of months prior (well he was fed up before us, and when i told him to stay with us he said "dude just listen to the motherfucker's voice, i can't do this anymore", my lovely ex-boss has this equally lovely screechy high pitched voice that caused me tinnitus), it's an asp.net project, uses web forms, and a lot of apis, the database is sql server, standard shit but there's no original creation script and i fucked up the only existing database which was in a local computer he used to like calling a SERVER, now to the point: this girl is not a developer, she was however working as a reporter?? kind of like jaspersoft the human or sap crystal woman and she claims that she's pretty good at it, and she's a genuinely good person who was dragged to hell just because she wanted to be close to her daddy (she was working in a different city with more than double the salary she's given now), but she's rich and her dada convinced her to come. she's currently learning java ee on her own so she'd probably leave in the next two months, in her resume she wrote that she know php, well i know php you know php we all know php (the syntax) kind of like mr. shit who passed the sololearn php CERTIFICATE and couldn't stop telling his boss and his boss a.k.a my ex-boss goes "sweet!". going back to the punchline of this rant: she told us that he came to her and asked her to finish the project with php.

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  • 12
    HE ASKED THE POOR GIRL TO WRITE PH MOTHERFUCKING P ON TOP OF AS MOTHERFUCKING P DOT MOTHERFUCKING NET GO FIGURE KIDDOS
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    @Floydian i posted more than 5mins ago!! can't edit anymore
  • 7
    The result hahahha
  • 7
    tl;dr:
    my ex-boss who was hopeless about finishing a project i was working on with asp.net told a new comer girl who "knows" php to finish it in php.

    @Floydian i never wrote a tl;dr so hopefully this clicks
  • 6
    Do you even (CR)LF bro?
  • 5
    @arcadesdude i care about devrant servers, next post will be space-less
  • 0
    @hamdan those are actually used for storing decorations and things you only rarely need.
  • 5
    Well, the gas station ran out of unleaded so I'm just going to fill the rest up with diesel...
  • 4
    Plot Twist: there was an Enter button the whole time!
  • 3
    Just imagine what state this guy left the code in for her, when this is how he types in English
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    @Yamemori i like this comment
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