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yellow-dog
7y

Phone rings
Uh oh
Answers the phone
Its my boss
>the latest tool you made isnt working
Um... Yes it is?
>we cant run it because its a jar file
Um..
>how to you run a jar file?
Um... You click on it?
>it doesnt work, nothing shows up
(Maybe if you fucking read my documentation, you would see that it just generates the files you need)
>there are no files
Yes there are we tested on every possible hardware, theres no way to fuck it up
>there are no files
Okay maybe you just dont see them on your desktop, move the jar to an empty folder
>how do i do that

*hangs up*

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  • 20
    7y
    @IllSlapU if i can give just one advice to younger devs, its 'dont get into research'
  • 8
    7y
    @ArchLinux you know there are steps what get you to working as a researcher. Do tge exact opposite of them.
  • 4
    7y
    @ArchLinux if you scroll thru my rants youll find some examples tho
  • 2
    7y
    Bad boy, bad boy watchu gonna do
  • 12
    7y
    It reminds me of the 11th Murphy's law, "You can't make something foolproof, fools are very ingenius"
  • 9
    7y
    Most people can’t use a computer for shit. Sooner you realise this the better.

    We build things for people with near-zero appreciation or capability.

    http://coding2learn.org/blog/2013/...

    The same applies for most adults.
  • 4
    7y
    why do your boss act like my father
  • 3
    7y
    @Tommy314 he is your father
  • 8
    7y
    @sharktits
  • 1
    7y
    At that moment, just take control of his comp
  • 0
    7y
    Wait don't you need to do Java app.jar...

    clicking on it usually gives extension not found or opens it with a zip program?
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates no, you can export it to a runnable program
  • 0
    7y
    @sharktits what OS, in Windows I still need to pass it into Java command
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates ...any os. I use windows. Eclipse -> export as -> runnable jar
  • 1
    7y
    Double clicking nothing happens... I exported with the run config
  • 0
    7y
    Manifest-Version: 1.0
    Rsrc-Class-Path: ./
    Class-Path: .
    Rsrc-Main-Class: test.Main
    Main-Class: org.eclipse.jdt.internal.jarinjarloader.JarRsrcLoader
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates oh it wont open the terminal, try a JFrame or just create an empty file
  • 0
    7y
    @sharktits oh.... yea most of my java apps run in terminal... GUI == C#
  • 1
    7y
    I mean create an empty txt with your program
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates what a fucking normie lol
  • 1
    7y
    @sharktits ok got it... It crashing on std in....
  • 0
    7y
    @sharktits btw how'd u go from BindVew to sharktits?
  • 0
    7y
    @billgates by using the change name function.

    Dunno, i like to change my name to remain incognito and sharktits is one of my fave albums
  • 0
    7y
    @sharktits oh I meant why sharktits... Didn't know it was an album...

    Oh n u can blame devRantron... I'm looking on my PC n the notifs all use ur previous name... Then check the app and go wtf?
  • 0
    7y
    @ArchLinux haha yeah, get used to this one i guess :D i wont change my avatar so i remain recognizable
  • 1
    7y
    @-ANGRY-CLIENT- wassup angry boi!! my ex-boss used to sing that song and you just gave me some serious PTSD :(
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