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vhoyer
7y

porra; caralho; toma no cu.

this fucking shit xamarin. I wish the ass who programed the xamarin vs2017 integration to go fuck off.

srsly, I just want to fucking code this fucking fucker VS2017 keep shitting all around me

first I was gonna install it. didn't install because no memory left. fair enough, my fault there.

cleaned 35 gbs.

finish installing VS, with xamarin. FIRST GOD DAMN TIME I create fucking project, 2 fucking errors and 3 warnings. I DIDN'T EVEN TYPE A COMMA.

ok, tried fucking it. it seems to be conflict between version of Android and xamarin forms. fucker you it shouldn't be like this. anyway.

tried downloading the updated Android version.

it failed at 80%! what error you ask? missing fucking space ok, fuck that thing is huge, ok, my fault again. uninstalled all programs I was not using, all projects I'm not current working on. more fucking 30GB free. tried again. ANDROID IS TOO FUVKING HUGE CAN'T INSTALL IN 30GB!!!

Ok. instead of updating android, gonna downgrade xamarin, can't downgrade. ok gonna remove and install an early version.

unistalled. CAN'T FIND XAMARIN DLLS.

I was like, fuck this project, gonna start a new one. ok, all seems fine, for some weird reason. Except no. I try adding a new page, ops, APPARENTLY VS2017 CAN'T LOAD A GODDAMN .XAML

Ok, I can create a .cs page. done, except now I get a fucking timeout error. fuck.

I search the internet for a workaround, see a guy saying I could manually add a .xaml + .cs by creating this files and then adding them to the proj file.

did it. I go again, everything seems fine. but now I can't freaking reference the damn page.

I'm fucking losing my mind here.

In the mean time I have to turn in this project at the end of the week AND I CAN'T FUCKING OPEN THE GOD DAMN FREKING PROJECT PROPERLY!

FUCK. MY. LIFE.
FUCK XAMARIM AS WELL
FUCK VISUAL STUDIO
FUCK MICROSOFT
FUCK THAT DAMN SSD
FUCK THAT BOSS WHO THINK THAT A 128GB SSD IS ENOUGH
FUCK IT ALL...

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  • 1
    *cancels xamarin download in the background*
  • 0
    @PrivateGER sorry for that. but I'm not having a good time with it... hehe xD
  • 1
    @vhoyer Looked shitty anyways :D
  • 1
    And this, among other things, is why I hate IDEs.
  • 2
    @Root fuck ides, not only we have to deal with our bugs, but with theirs as well.
  • 1
    128??? I'm struggling to save space on a 500GB with Gentoo (w/i3wm). 128 sounds like hell.
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  • 2
    Sente mal homem
    X é um pau no cu msm
  • 1
    @vhoyer Not all IDEs are shitty like VS ;)

    IntelliJ IDEA is great.
  • 0
    @PrivateGER that thing is beautiful, but it is paid and company won't buy it haha (neither will I)
  • 1
    @vhoyer (pssshhh I have a license server file)
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    You come off sounding a little like "I haven't read the requirements or intro/setup guide, and it doesn't work in the first try when I do things the way I think they might as well be done" — which probably isn't the case, but could significantly lower the time other people will spend to help get it running :)
  • 1
    @Flygger well yeah, part of it it's clearly my fault, but I'm ranting cuz the installer told me "successful install". then I create a project, and it comes with errors, you can discuss all day long and this won't make sense to me.
  • 0
    @PrivateGER (whaaaat?)(where I get one?)
  • 2
    @vhoyer (shoot me an email at PrivateGER@privateger.de)
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