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Kiss for fucks sake! What the fuck of an ORM is Sequelize? How the fuck do I have to write a 50 line query json to get a query for a single object going, which doesn't work then because that shit peace of software has a bug that breaks findOne and forces you to use findAll and use the first and only hit?!

Well yes, I looked in your garbage SEO docs for that issue, but whenever I look for something specific I just end up on your optimized as hell querying for noobs doc page. FUCK YOU!

Seriously, you guys working with Sequelize saved me many hours. But fuck your fuckups! And ajfjekidjjskrhbdkaowbdjdkwobdnfie

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  • 2
    Just take it easy bro .
    Life is easier that way 👌
  • 1
    @R1100 achievement unlocked, I ranted so hard that a fellow ranter told me to take it easy - cheers :D
  • 0
    A++ quality rant.
  • 0
    Sequelize's documentation is absolute ass, it makes every day I have to work with it an exercise in frustration.
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