Whenever my wife applies occam's razor to my problem solving or pointedly remarks "you update it, you fix it...mr. penguin"

I prefer Newton's Flaming Laser Sword

@SoulOfSet Given the observations I have made through the years of my wife and her distaste of me proving my arguments I can conclude her as Platonic and myself Newtonian. That said, she is always right and my chances of winning an argument quickly reaches zero.

@rytivei By all reasoning then the argument should not be up for debate :P