Assembly programmers be like

JNZ

You missed the fact that we dont une functions

WE USE REGISTERS

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#notrelated

@ewpratten yea - but registers are used to pass parameters to system calls - which one could interpret as functions

I think you mean
jmp

I just like jmping to conclusions

To BE or to BNE

@PonySlaystation

Nah comon, that meme is ok because its creotive.

Yes there is goto. You can even jump while leaving a stacktrace (yep...)

I work with assembly on a daily basis, and I can say that we use unconditional jumps which are the exact same as a goto.

The architecture I'm working with also have hardware implemented loops, so we have actual loop instructions. It is not true that assembly programmers does not use for and while.

@PonySlaystation please cut it out. You don’t get to be abusive towards people because you don’t like the content they post.

I enjoyed this, so did many others. You’re entitled not to enjoy it, you’re not entitled to write comments like that.

@jpuge i use assembly often too. But pure assembly.