Someone posted a picture of a porn actress(like a *new* actress) that looks exactly like my manager.....bruh this is killing me she looks exactly like my manager to the point that it is freaking me out thinking that she has a gig on the side or something

I can't get over this.
This is what happens when your manager is insanely attractive.

Internet wtf.

No i am not posting pictures.

@theScientist i am scared dude. If she sounds remotely the same I will make thr workplace sooo ackward

@irene ño

@irene i would try to act as cool as possible and try not to say absolutelt anything like...ever :v

If she is that porn actress I don't think she will mind people knowing THAT much...

I assume you won't say the name to avoid someone at your work seeing it here :P

Still.... Curiosity is killing me!!

@RickDiculous179 if she is i think it might make her uncomfortable to know that one of her guys has seen her doing that :V like if it were maybe she was expecting none of us (we are 3 guys in the team and her as the manager) to see it. And i don't have links to the video, only to the image of the porn actress, will give a name when the op of the image decides to be nice

Don't talk to her if about it if you're not 100% sure or you'll just look like a giant perv looking for a porn-look-a-like of their manager lol

@marthulu lol yeah no kidding haha it would creep anyone out!!

@theScientist i would die. Its already kinda sorta hard to concentrate at work. But at the same time I don't think its her. She just looks like her. Even my two coworkers are freaking out about it.

Dont mind me just leaving this '.' here for the plottwist

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Update: showed the picture of the alleged porn actress to my wife(they know each other) and she had the same reaction as me and my coworkers. Everyone is tripping balls.

Looks like you've shown everyone the picture except us.

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I kinda wanna see how this develops

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Photo or it didn't happen /s 😂😂

Time to drop a .

@drant once i find the name of the actress ill provide the name, but no pics are gonna come from my.part man. Way too scared for that.

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Dude, where are the links!!!!!

Too many horny developers out here.. 😂

..... Keep us updated!

Proof that managers are seriously underpaid..

@bitsnpieces I'm horny and I know it 🕺

@AleCx04 lol the name would drop like a hot bomb now. 😂
I expect huge traffic and likes for your manager/star.

It's . time

sudo give the link

@Aporue-Sutol liar! You only wanna see the porn star😁

Just gonna leave this here....for no particular reason at all....

@drant sssshhhhhhh don't let them know

wanna know where this goes! 😂

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waiting on the update,
don't know when OP will share the link,
oh o.. i won't let go

@irene because i would feel pretty weird if i ever see the video and confirm that it is her. Working with someone that is sweet and kind and knowing that you saw her doing a video like that would trip me out.

Like, yeah, hi, this is my manager and i have seen her going doggy on a video.

To me at least, that is ackward. I am not a very sexual person.

@AleCx04 you are killing me. 👀

I saw another favorite word here. Doggy. 👀

Please give it to us 🙏🙇🤤😭

@irene she is an amazing manager and coworker. I am not saying that I would stop respecting her or anything, just saying that it would weird me out.

@CurseMeSlowly i have nothing yet! And i am far too scared to post a photo! I will put in the actress name when the op gives it away i promise

Update for all: Manager is not a pornstar :( she still look like one tho which is a win for me :) great person, awesome tech leader and eye candy!!! woohooo

@AleCx04

After so much effort, I managed to put this out of my mind. Now you just commented and reminded me again.

We want photo proof now that she isnt a pornstar now.

@bitsnpieces see, I am afraid because she is pretty tech savy and she has seen me using this app and would not want her knowing that I am here thinking that she looks like a pornstar :V she is absolutely gorgeous tho :P

@AleCx04

Anyways she is going to come across this rant and know its you.

@bitsnpieces ;)

Share on discord 🙁

@bitsnpieces thank you kind developer. For not only sharing the same Interest over this rant but also giving me the ++boost.

We get nothing now?
Ugh.
#NadaLife

@irene I like your approach. Let's ask him yes/no questions and make a profile of the pornstar 🤔

@bitsnpieces thanks man, will do the same if I get free time

Still no name.
@CurseMeSlowly curse the op!

@dr-ant we shall united and DDOS OP's devrant account

Lol ok so here is the thing. The dude that posted the original picture is a video editor. He said that he would be providing the name of the actress but never did. The reason why I concluded on the actress not being the manager was that in other posts the dude said they just filmed it and he was on the process of editing on that very same week and moment which would have been impossible for my manager to be the porn actress due to her never leaving town(there are no professional or independent porn studios in town....trust me...town full of mexicans? we would know) the op of that pic never replied to anyone regarding the name, so I can't really give that info since I don't have it. IF i ever get that name trust me that you would all know it ;)

@irene indeed. According to him the company he works at aims more for those small 8min long videos, the black couch type (we all are experts at knowing this shit around here eh?:P) so it is some random pretty girl.

I wonder if I can run such business in my town 🤔 I would be the first for sure

@AleCx04 You should tell the op that he has left hundreds of angry devs hanging. Maybe then he'll give it up.

In other news, I just lost all hopes. I can't leave my bed for a while. That's how dashed I am. 😢

@CurseMeSlowly pretty sure you'd need some muscle.

pictures or never happened