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I invited my boyfriend to go and have a drink after (his) work instead of me going to bed and being asleep when he gets home. So now he's drunk and off to bed and I'm up feeding the cat. Still no sex for me :(

Maybe you are giving small amount of hints.. try to somehow seduce him.. oops i forgot to mention throw cold water to him that will probably bring back his consciousness... I hope you get the sex that you’ve always wanted..if you are having trouble im happy to help.. just joking haha

Less fun, but sometimes you just need to be direct. "Let's fuck now" might work.

Fuck first, drink later?
Married for 12y, sincerety is the best way. Man aren't great at clues :)

lmao just masturbate

Show pictures of the cat

@nbamaral I can confirm this.

A girl I liked used to like me and she was all like "I tried to hint at it." And by hint at it, I mean she like smiled and gave extremely subtle gestures.

I was like "sweetie just tell me straight up."

I'm open😉*EMOJIS ARE CANCER*

@rui725 @bittersweet So the problem wasn't that he didn't pick up any hints. I know men can't. That being said, neither can I :\ The actual problem was that I got distracted by delicious (and strong) beers and forgot to drag him home while we were still capable of anything. Obviously, I was drunk as well when posting ;)

@nbamaral
Now, that's some decent advice. I tell myself just that everytime this happens, but somehow still have a hard time implementing it.

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@wilhelmina And here I thought "feeding the cat" was just a euphemism for using a vibrator or something.

@bittersweet Hahaha, nope. Would be good one though :)