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I swear IBM is just incapable of making a product that doesn’t fucking suck. I am terrified of their work with Quantum Computer research...because I just know they will fuck that up too.

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    I feel like there has to be a story behind this anger.
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    The story is that my company uses nothing but IBM products. From our IDE to our version control. All of it is IBM, and it is all just awful.
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    @deusprogrammer
    Ah, you mean the SOFTWARE.

    Then I got you
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    @deusprogrammer IBM makes an IDE :o
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    @balte yep. The line is called “Rational”. And there is nothing rational about it.

    For example they took Eclipse which we can all agree is already a bloated IDE, but then IBM takes their secret sauce (here’s a hint, it comes from an orifice on a human body and...it’s shit...it’s pure shit) and injects it into the already questionable IDE until it is leaking brown fluid and begging for a gun and a single bullet to put itself out of its painful existence. And they gave it a cute name...”Rationale Software Architect”. A truly rational software architecture would install this IDE behind a barn and empty two shotgun barrels into it’s java process.
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    Maximo also sucks balls
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    @deusprogrammer I feel you. My company is currently moving away from IBM and I praise the heavens everyday for being allowed to choose my own ide and to use git and jira instead of Jazz.
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    @wilhelmina ...do we work for the same company? Our company is migrating off of Jazz too.

    Was your company’s XMas bonus last Thursday?
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    @deusprogrammer Haha, nope. We are not even on the same continent...

    I am happy to hear your torture is almost over.
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    I 100% agree with you there. My company exists to fix IBMs mistakes. We do very well.
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