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Dear Panicked Managers,

We are behind. We all know we are behind, and I would love to spend 10 hours fixing our shit.

Instead, your shit riddled brains decided that WAY too many demos, with practice demos, are the correct move! We are wasting 8 hours a week, per person working on them! That means we lose a day of development, but you are not moving deadlines and still complaining about the amount of throughput!

In those 8 hours a week, we could all build the new features, and you could throw an orgy, do lots of cocaine, beat hookers to death, do whatever CEOs do! Instead, you call us to all gather around and listen to you bitch that shit isn't getting done...

Sincerely,
Pissed Off

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  • 4
    @1989 that's what CEOs do right? Or did I miss something in the corporate handbook? Haha
  • 1
    As someone who happens to be at the same situation, you get a ++ sir. If I could only give you more
  • 0
    My boss/ceo lives in panic mode.
    He also doesn't listen. Ever.
    It's pathetic.
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