1) That loud ass mother fucker sitting besides me, shut the fuck up.

2) Air motherfucking condition turned all the way to the max makes me horny and want to fuck your motherboard.

3) Illiterate assholes writing code without any comments and half assed function name just to look cool when we approach them for doubts.

4) Onsite motherfuckers enjoying their lives, taking photos of it and posting it in a monthly magazine while we s(h)it behind the fucking systems all day.

Thank-fucking-you, y'all can die suffocating in your own smelly dierraea poop.

Great, now I have a mental image of a guy violently ripping apart a pc case and furiously humping the motherboard (fans and all)

@jsframework9000 all while taking a dumper in the server room

MILF (dev edition)
Motherboard I Like to Fuck

Is mother-board-fucker even a legit curse?

@beleg yo you mobofo ☠️

@FrodoSwaggins I feel turned on when the temperature is high.

We are working in one of the office spaces where the air conditioning is centralized, so the person in charge of the building can not reduce the temperature for one bay alone but few motherfuckers have blocked the air flow for their bay, so the rest of us are the sufferers.

Back to the horny part, the CPU box is kept under my table and it is relatively worm. Every time I place my bare foot on the warmth of the CPU I feel a "micro orgasm", I think I might be sexually attracted to my CPU.