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daCoda
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If EA had developed their own Programming Language:
Iteration DLC ~20€
Condition DLC ~15€
Connectivity DLC ~12,99€
Gold Edition ~120€

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  • 19
    Declaration of variable : 8€
    Using same variable in program : 3€
    Passing variable as argument : 6€
  • 10
    Loot crate 1€. And with some luck you'll get a slot for a variable declaration
  • 2
    For DLC ~ 30€
    For DLC (Deluxe Edition) = Foreach ~ 60€
  • 3
    If EA developed their own language I would use it to create a terminator-like robot to kill all EA employees
  • 4
    5€ each time you compile
  • 5
    29,99€ pointers
    9,99€ memory allocations
    or a convenient subscription of 39,99/month to have every feature, but if you let it expire all your programs will stop working.

    (debugging sold separately )
  • 0
    @exelix It's more expensive per month than just once
  • 1
    @filthyranter ofc once works for only one project
  • 4
    Aww man i opened a lootbox and needed strings and all i got were crummy chars lol
  • 0
    £30 Unions and Structures combo.
    £15.99 String functions.
  • 0
    if statements 79p per statement
  • 0
    - Captain, there's another EA joke!
    - Another, again?
  • 0
    You should wait for discounts on Steam
  • 0
    Who knows maybe someday they release EAScript, the best it would always take days to code even the simplest thing possible like a window.
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