Windows being like... "60secs left! Nonono wait it's 50mins! Aaah i wanted to say 10. It's definitely 5 now, i am sure this time, 16 is correct!"

God damn it stop wasting computation power for this boolshit and copy faster instead!!!

Just the same as the old Mac osx setup screen. I remember my first reinstall of osx (that was back with the one after osx tiger (leopard I think)) which said it'll be ready in 10 minutes. I was really amazed because the naive 15 year old me was used to the windows XP setup and windows longhorn - which took ages - but after about 30 minutes I wondered how long 10 minutes can be.

@dsteiner but i would still call this "windows minutes" ;D

"Don't worry, I'm absolutely guaranteeing you 100% that it's this way. ... Oh, it's not this way."
-- Wheatley

Yeah, Microsoft Minutes have a flexible length, the random() function is based on it (I think), otherwise existence of mankind makes no sense :)