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FUCK THESE PEOPLE, ALSO NICE CAPSLOCK USAGE, BUT REALLY FUCK THESE DILLUSIONAL RETARDS.
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Go to the meetings with a bullshit button... Tap t anytime they over promise, they'll stop over promising quickly.
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reiphoton787y@Hammster thanks. And yes. FUCK THEM SO HARD. There are requirement lists for FUCKING REASON.
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has anybody a elegant solution to fuck them over? so that they really understand that there is no money left? So that it hurt them in their pocket?
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@heyheni hand them over a approximation and ask for 2 or more developers in order to finish the task.
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@reiphoton it genuinely works... You just have to be okay with being a little bit of an asshole.
It's detrimental to everyone involved for them to over promise though so it's worth it.
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For fucks sake I'm getting tired of this company. We have an app that's been developed on a VERY tight budget with a team and it's nearly completed/basically done few fixes here and there. They keep going to meetings with clients and promising more than the fucking app does! BITCH IT TOOK 6 MONTHS OF DEV TIME IF YOU WANTED THOSE OTHER FEATURES WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT IT IN THERE SOME FUCKING TIME.
And now since I'm in charge of the remnants of whats left, they keep asking me to make demos of ridiculous new features to show to new clients. BUT THATS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING UP DOES AND WERE OUT OF BUDGET!!!
I explain this. Every fucking day. I'm told they understand. Then I'm asked to make a fucking glittery demo with some bullshit features we don't have YET FUCKING AGAIN. BITCH I WILL QUIT THIS SHIT!
IF I SPEND ALL MY TIME MAKING THE FUCKING DEMOS, I CANT FINISH THE MAIN APP YOU FUCKTARDS. STOP PROMISING SHIT WE DONT HAVE!
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