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okkimus16918yEspecially people with long nails or pens...
Always on the verge of heart attack when that happens. -
Root772318yCatch their hand quickly and firmly, and move it slowly away from the screen just like you would with a 2yo. -
*copies the rant on a sticky note and pastes it on my laptop (somewhere where it doesn’t obstruct me, but visible!)

Dear people,
please be aware that if you touch my screen one more time I will stab you multiple times with a kitchen knife,
Thanks.
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